Black Lung Crayola #21 "Yaaaard Matey"

I'd like to start a line of lawn ornaments for pirate enthusiasts and call them Yaaaard Mateys! I've been hangin' onto this one for a few years now. The idea and name, not the picture. But I think this could be a good buisness venture because there are two types of people in this world. Those who like pirates and liars.